ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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(via missyspook)

“They say that a hanging man hears gorgeous music. Too bad that I, like my father, unlike my musical mother, am tone-deaf.”

Mother Night, Kurt Vonnegut (via words-written)
raxacoricofallapatoriusobviously:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

thank u science side of tumblr

raxacoricofallapatoriusobviously:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

thank u science side of tumblr

(via angrybroccoli)

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via angrybroccoli)

(Source: laughhard, via orgasmic-humor)

make me choose; furricanez asked Mushu or Khan?

(via awholelotofdisney)

gameangels:

Oh—it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

(via nevillenotsolongbottom)